Advice from a Professional

Dear 'Keets:
It's been a long time since I've written. Frankly, I was a little miffed by your paranoia regarding my friendly overtures to small mammals. But, it's Christmas, and I think we should let "bygones be bygones". I see that Geoffrey is worried that there is a mouse trying to get into the house from the garage. This is my area of expertise. I patrol all the potential access points to our house--especially narrow spaces under furniture and beside appliances. Mice will try to break and enter repeatedly at the cold times of the year--especially if there is food to be had. I suggest that you get a cat--amateur measures (such as traps) will not work. You need to call in a professional.
Keep me informed.
Furby