We have been accused of a crime and denied access to the master bedroom. Our crime? Pooping on the window sill, eating and manhandling the Christmas cacti in the window!
First of all, we didn't do it. We are innocent. It is clear that other birds (probably grackles) came through the open window, and are responsible for the damage.
Secondly, since when is eating Christmas cactus a crime? It is a delicious, healthful vegetable. Eating it shows good taste and an effort to keep to the government's recommendation that we all get "Five a Day".
Lastly, if you eat, you poop. That is physiology, not a punishable offense.
Geoffrey, Jary, and Jay-Jay
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