The scales have fallen from my eyes. Birds and cats cannot get along! Furby is not what she seems, and my gesture of friendship was clearly directed to an unworthy object. Her last post proves that she is black at heart. Cats only want one thing--an easy meal. Birds are far superior to cats! We don't claw upholstered furniture, get into bed with the flightless ones at 3 am, and leave allergy-inducing dander over every surface. We are sincerely affectionate, infinitely more beautiful, will respond to commands ("Step up!"), and keep to our cage at night. Let's have no more of this mealy-mouthed business about our "making a mess"! What's a few seeds and feathers on the floor around the cage, compared to an selfish feline who'd pull the family dinner entree off the top of the kitchen counter and then pretend not to know who did it!? Frankly, I believe the old tales about stealing the breath from babies! Have you ever seen the look on their faces when they see a human toddler?
Indignantly,
Geoffrey
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Whheww! It took a long time for Sep to come to his senses! She's a PREDATOR, dude!
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