Furby Replies!

Dear Geoffrey,

How nice of you to want to have an online friendship! I hope you your meal was to your liking. You look quite interested in it. I looked at your picture while I ate my meal today.

I have been so bored lately. The largest of the two-legged creatures I live with always leaves early in the morning and comes home around supper time. But for the last two weeks, the four younger two-leggers have also been gone much of the day. I never thought I'd miss their manhandling! I tried following the only remaining one around, meowing at what I hoped were opportune moments, but she just got a string and half-heartedly wiggled it for me for a few moments. I enjoyed reading about how you like to fly close to the heads of two-leggers in your home, just to see the hair rise a little. Sounds like fun.

This Turner sounds rather uppity...but I wouldn't mind meeting the squirrels he mentions. They sound rather more friendly...and interesting. His sign off -- "Yip! Yap!" tells it all. He's just like all those dogs that I pass when I'm taken for a walk. They make a lot of noise and run back and forth, or try to break through glass doors to get out, or nearly strangle themselves to look like they are doing something useful. Rather like politicians. I am of a more scientific turn. I OBSERVE (and do it quietly), consider the situation, and then take action.

Love,
Furby